when nothing goes right, go left.

questions for you now

ninzied:

Rule 1: Always post the rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions that the person who tagged you asked you and write 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.
Rule 5: Tag/link me when you’re done, I wanna read them.

1. Fill in the blank. Can’t go wrong with _CHOCOLATE_.

2. Write me a haiku about your own personal kryptonite.

Sleep is for the weak
I am weak in the morning
But strong at midnight

3. What’s the trivia question that stumps everyone on your team except for you?

What is lutefisk?

4. Give me the one-liner that would be your Tinder bio (or is your Tinder bio…hey, I don’t know your life).

Don’t contact me, I am married.

5. The police are chasing after you. Why are they chasing after you?

Jaywaking while texting.

6. What’s your karaoke song?

BAHAHAHAHAHA I DONT SING IN PUBLIC YOU CANNOT MAKE ME ABSOLUTELY NOT

7. The thing you would like to patent and sell in a Sky Mall magazine if you could.

Lana Parrilla commemorative chess set. Naturally. All pieces are characters she’d played.

8. What is the first thing you would do for someone else if you won the lottery?

College funds for the nieces/nephews.

9. Who (or what) is your constant?

My husband, I suppose. And Swingtown. Swingtown is always there for me.

10. What’s the thing you love to hate the most? Hate to love the most?

Taylor Swift (although her new video is certainly challenging this…). Food.

11. You just died (sorry) and your life is being made into a movie. Which music composer is scoring your biopic? And who’s directing it?

Maybe Jason Robert Brown?

what is lutefisk?

also, i would totally buy that chess set. can we have a limited edition set with red pieces instead of white so that regina and cora can face off, one queen against another?

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#questions game #someonethatiamnot

giveable:

lumiere

regina mills meme: [1/4] brotps: regal believer (regina x henry)

All I have is Henry, and I am not about to lose him because he is everything.

(via outlawqueener)

#regal believer

hope2x:

I would facepalm but I don’t deserve pain for other people’s stupidity.

#so accurate that it hurts #hope2x #quotes about stupid people #quotes in general

evangelala:

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

(via outlawqueener)

#hah yes this is great #i love you guys #quotes

someonethatiamnot:

tinyqueenlana:

someonethatiamnot:

someonethatiamnot:

smolderandsass:

someonethatiamnot:

By a show of hands (or likes, I guess), how many people actually want me to write the full version of the OQ 50 Shades premise found here?

I am curious about demand…

Look. Hands.

How about this? If it gets to 75 notes, I’ll write it. A one-shot of the premise from the prompt drabble.

A reminder for the morning crowd. And a free note - like a prezzie for all the previous note leavers. ;)

Also I just really love that gif of Elaine. lol

Again

Do I need to incentivize those last ten holdouts? 

(Don’t click this if you’re at work)

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#is it appropriate to re-reblog this #i mean technically it's different now #there's elaine #and...some other stuff #oq x 50 shades #someonethatiamnot

captainswanouat:

Sean Maguire on the set of OUAT (August 12th 2014)

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#yum yum yum #sean maguire

Come With Me Now
by Kongos
from Lunatic

I think with my heart and I move with my head
I open my mouth and it’s something I’ve read
I stood at this door before, I’m told
But a part of me knows that I’m growing too old

#kongos #come with me now #music

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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#orange is the new black

someonethatiamnot:

By a show of hands (or likes, I guess), how many people actually want me to write the full version of the OQ 50 Shades premise found here?

I am curious about demand…

#come on guys you know you want this #someonethatiamnot #oq x 50 shades

questions for you now

ninzied:

Rule 1: Always post the rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions that the person who tagged you asked you and write 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.
Rule 5: Tag/link me when you’re done, I wanna read them.

1. Fill in the blank. Can’t go wrong with KITTENS.

2. Write me a haiku about your own personal kryptonite.

Distracted always.

Refreshing tumblr again.

Oh look! Nothing new.

3. What’s the trivia question that stumps everyone on your team except for you?

Anything about Shakespeare.

4. Give me the one-liner that would be your Tinder bio (or is your Tinder bio…hey, I don’t know your life).

Trick question, because I would never have a Tinder bio.

5. The police are chasing after you. Why are they chasing after you?

I hit someone in the face with a book for calling literature dumb.

6. What’s your karaoke song?

lol nope

7. The thing you would like to patent and sell in a Sky Mall magazine if you could.

A tablet that had actual pages to turn but could have different books set to appear in it. This. Would be. Awesome.

8. What is the first thing you would do for someone else if you won the lottery?

Help my friends who still have a lot of college loans to pay off.

9. Who (or what) is your constant?

I mean, family, obviously, but…stories. I love stories.

10. What’s the thing you love to hate the most? Hate to love the most?

Love to hate: people who think they are smart and are not.

Hate to love: lol TV shows definitely.

11. You just died (sorry) and your life is being made into a movie. Which music composer is scoring your biopic?

Alexandre Desplat please!

Tagging you: emily31594, someonethatiamnot, jadeddiva, oceanssapart, ladygalaxyj, outlawqueener, herardentwish, smolderandsass, outlawqueensituation, whasupwhereitis, coramilfs.

Also. Guys. I’ve been writing these questions all week instead of writing my fic. And I’m super proud of them. If you see them on your dash and I haven’t tagged you, pretend I did and answer them anyway! Then tag me back so I can read them!!

tricky answer for a trick question :p (would’ve been my answer too, hah!

and you may or may not have inspired me to write 11. not because of the death part, but because i knew you’d have a good composer in mind for it :)

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#emily31594 #questions game

questions for you now

smolderandsass:

I’m a piece of shit and can’t make up questions so here I’ll just answer this.

1. Fill in the blank. Can’t go wrong with ______________.

Bacon.

2. Write me a haiku about your own personal kryptonite.

This is just 3 words right? I don’t really know what this is tbh.

Imbalance, injustice, loneliness. 

3. What’s the trivia question that stumps everyone on your team except for you?

Where is Transylvania?

4. Give me the one-liner that would be your Tinder bio (or is your Tinder bio…hey, I don’t know your life).

"I’m a walking contradiction." 

5. The police are chasing after you. Why are they chasing after you?

Probably rode my bike on the sidewalk again…

6. What’s your karaoke song?

Chris Isaac - Wicked Game

7. The thing you would like to patent and sell in a Sky Mall magazine if you could.

I have never heard of this?? But… technology with the ability to scan actors’ features and voices from previous works they’ve been in and make your own movies… 

Can you imagine the whole new level of porn out there??

8. What is the first thing you would do for someone else if you won the lottery?

Vacations.

9. Who (or what) is your constant?

mmmmmmmmmm… tumblr— lol no… Um… writing.

10. What’s the thing you love to hate the most? Hate to love the most?

Nothing. OUAT. lol

11. You just died (sorry) and your life is being made into a movie. Which music composer is scoring your biopic? And who’s directing it?

IDK Something upbeat but flowy and soft at the same time.

Lone Scherfig (she’d show both sides of my wacko personality pretty well I think, like bad and good).

i can’t tell you how hysterically that bicycle comment made me laugh just now

#smolderandsass #questions game

music library meme

tagged by: wooutlawqueen, someonethatiamnot

(i have like 50gb of music in my itunes library so this is going to be some random shit, but here you go.)

sleep all day | jason mraz

i’m a lady | santigold feat. trouble andrew

nuisance | dance hall crashers

awake my soul | mumford & sons

modern man | arcade fire

amsterdam | coldplay

up with titles | michael giacchino [from the up soundtrack]

the secret life of daydreams | jean-yves thibaudet [from the pride & prejudice soundtrack]

big girls don’t cry | fergie

heart | stars

#music #about me

emily31594 replied to your post “I assume you are a hopeless romantic, like to pull for the underdog and are very loyal. :)”

^I would say all of these things about you too

wait really?? i am pretty okay with this :)

#emily31594 #replies